Joke of the day

flyingscotsman:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

"Yes."
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

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flyingscotsman ciels-toilet-paper-is-money
I will love myself despite the ease with which I lean toward the opposite.
Shane Koyczan, To This Day
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th3-r00k yogeurt
dolldear molangg


jacobshutup:

im jealous of people who can have fun colored hair and look good

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gravityfallllls:

technology………………. my age old enemy…………….
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Why isn’t Tumblr freaking out about Benedict Cumberbatch’s Pride and Prejudice photoshoot? Lol I expected somewhat of a reaction.

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I wish I could be more.
(Six Word Story)
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readandburn mizukas
alternativepurple blushjing-kai
plasmatics-life:

PoolParty ~ By Absinthe Minded Swede
absinthemindedswede.vsco.co atraversso
cashcatlover trydain
pleasantlyelegant shittyteenblog
katie-scott:

Water Mammals
From Animalium. 

Tumblr Music Player
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